baby you've got to be more discerning...

Me: Please tell me a Mexican dress that makes me look 11 months pregnant is not something my wardrobe needs no matter how badly I've been wanting one. 

[Apr 3 2:24pm]

Nicole: You don't need it!!! 

[Apr 3 4:56pm]

Me: I just imagined the look you'd give me if you were there in person and I walked away. 

[Apr 3 5:19pm]